Assalamualaikum.

Yeah, yeah, I know. Second post. What else is there a writer to do when she gets bored?

( Chey, writer pe dengar2. )

Was browsing through Blogskins Forums and these jokes made me laugh my fats off.

4 babies died.
They went up to heaven and an angel saw them, and picked the first first baby up.

It was a Ang Morh. Angel said: Wahhhh your skin so white, hair so blonde, eyes so blue, i give u wings u go be angel.

Then the angel picked up the 2nd baby. It was a chinese. Angel said: Wahhhh you skin so nice and smooth, ur eyes and hairs so nice and black, i give you wings u go be an Angel.

Then after that, the Angel picked up the 3rd baby. It was a Malay one. Then the angel said, Wahhhhh!!! such a beautiful baby. Skin is sooo nicely tanned! I give u wings, u go be an angel.

The last baby was on the floor, and the angel picked it up. Examine the baby and said: WAHH!!! UR HAIR SO BLACK, YOUR EYES SO BLACK, YOUR SKIN SO BLACK I GIVE U WINGS U GO BE BAT!!!

Racist giler anjing!

Qn: A brunette and a blonde jumps down the building together. Who will reach the ground first?
Ans: THE BRUNETTE. 'Cus the blonde had to ask for directions how to get down.

ROFLMAO

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week the man realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5.00 am for an early morning business flight to Chicago. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence, he finally wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5.00 am." The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9.00am, and that he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't woken him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed ... it said... "It is 5.00am; wake up."

HAHA! Amek kau. xD

Ever wonders? What if you need to be knowledgeable to enter Heaven? Check this out! Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question. St. Peter addressed the teacher and asked, "What was the name of the ship that crashed into the iceberg? They just made a movie about it." The teacher answered quickly, "That would be the Titanic." St. Peter let him through the gate. St. Peter turned to the garbage man and, figuring Heaven didn't *really* need all the odors that this guy would bring with him, decided to make the question a little harder: "How many people died on the ship?" Fortunately for him, the trash man had just seen the movie. "1,228," he answered. "That's right! You may enter." St. Peter turned to the lawyer. "Name them."

Haha, kurang ajar.

"This is Captain Sinclair speaking.

On behalf of my crew I'd like to welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602 from New York to London. We are currently flying at a height of 35,000 feet midway across the Atlantic.

If you look out of the windows on the starboard side of the aircraft, you will observe that both the starboard engines are on fire.

If you look out of the windows on the port side, you will observe that the port wing has fallen off.

If you look down towards the Atlantic ocean, you will see a little yellow life raft with three people in it waving at you.

That's me your captain, the co-pilot, and one of the air stewardesses. This is a recorded message. Have a good flight!"

HAHAHA, wth.

A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court, but the custody of their children posed a problem. The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them. The man also wanted custody of his children, so the judge asked for his side of the story. After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and replied: "Judge, when I put a dollar into a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out, does the Pepsi belong to me or to the machine?"....He Won....

Get it? HAHAHAHA!

Anyway. I'd already drafted out how my new blogskin's gonna look like. Meaning I just finished drawing it out. ( Always the first step on skin-making for me. ) Now I just need to plan the right colours, find reference codes and put it all together. If I'm rajin enough, it should be done by next week? (:

It's gonna be stickman-oriented. :D Mind me, I've gone stickman-crazy.

Just wait..

Salam, NaaDear.
It's our godforsaken right to be loved, loved, loved, loved, loved.